best quote i've read for a little while:

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4 steps to a happy marriage...
1. It is important to find a man that cooks and cleans.
2. It is important to find a man that makes good money.
3. It is important to find a man that likes to have great sex.
4. It is very, very, very important that these three men never meet.

*Sourced from www.bash.org (WARNING: may contain incomprehensible techie speak, and lots of bad porn/sexual references).